Considering long turn-around times at literary journals, and my life expectancy of 80.2 years, I’ve taken to simultaneous submissions as a reasonable response to Mailboxunreasonable delays. It’s true that elite athletes will have to wait four years for the next Olympics, but there aren’t many other situations where waiting for a response can take more than a year. Some journals have banned simultaneous submissions entirely, while others realize that it isn’t fair to leave writers hanging so long without the possibility of joy from other sources.

My decision to go this route was based on rough odds. If less than 1% of submissions are published, it seems very unlikely that two journals would accept the same piece. I viewed the likelihood of this worst-case scenario as vanishingly small…until it happened to me. “No Call Too Small” (featured on this website) was accepted by Grain and then again by The Malahat Review. It was hard to avoid feeling guilty, as I knew Malahat had committed resources to my work as part of the selection process. Some or all members of the editorial board had read it, discussed it, and ultimately voted for it. They may have considered how the piece would fit with other selections. There may have been objections from those who opposed its inclusion. From my side, I lost the opportunity to publish in the Malahat again, and I may have irritated the board. John Barton was completely professional and understanding about the situation, but perhaps the relationship was damaged.

Simultaneous submission, done well, is a balance between the rights and obligations of both parties. Without it, it’s easy to lose half a decade. My first submission of a new story is usually to a contest. Eight months later, it’s ready for regular submission, three journals at a time. Maybe the first three reject it within six months to a year, so a second wave will be required. The months add up quickly.

I will continue with the practice as long as the odds support it, and they appear to, with an estimated personal acceptance rate of between 5 and 10% that suggests little chance of future conflicts. If it were much higher, 50% for example, then it would be inappropriate to continue. If I had another double acceptance, I’d be forced to reconsider my methods, but as problems go, that’s one of the better ones to have.